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You can make your own jokes

by Sharon Holt

  • 218 Want to read
  • 40 Currently reading

Published by Allen & Unwin, Frances Lincoln [distributor] in Crows Nest, N.S.W, London .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Authorship,
  • Wit and humor,
  • Juvenile literature,
  • Joking,
  • Juvenile Wit and humor

  • Edition Notes

    Includes bibliographical references (p. 87) and index.

    StatementSharon Holt ; illustrated by Ross Kinnaird
    SeriesIt"s true!, It"s true!
    ContributionsKinnaird, Ross
    The Physical Object
    Pagination88 p.
    Number of Pages88
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL27064930M
    ISBN 101741147336
    ISBN 109781741147339
    OCLC/WorldCa70264438

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You can make your own jokes by Sharon Holt Download PDF EPUB FB2

Laugh out loud with our list of our genuinely funny jokes, our hand-picked list contains a variety of hilarious jokes to make you chuckle. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

The Make Your Own Joke Book Paperback – November 1, by Sharon Holt (Author) out of 5 stars 2 ratings4/5(2). Get this from a library. You can make your own jokes. [Sharon Holt; Ross Kinnaird] -- Discusses the secrets of riddles, hoaxes and You can make your own jokes book twisters, and provides easy-to-follow steps for inventing jokes.

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It's true!: you can make your own jokes. [Sharon Holt; Ross Kinnaird] -- Discover the secrets of riddles, hoaxes and tongue twisters. Invent side-splitting jokes in easy-to-follow steps. Tickle your bunny phone with the truth about trifle towers, and start your own. Ask your child to fill the books with jokes, putting the question on the front of a piece of paper and the answer on the back.

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Quotes about books, from clever to comical. Fun to read at any speed, guaranteed. An open book leads to an open mind. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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WHAT YOU’LL NEED. Scissors; Glue stick; Printed joke book template (see below) DOWNLOAD AND PRINT A JOKE BOOK TEMPLATE. Download one of these PDFs and print it on x inch paper. Ever wanted to create your own jokes. The best way to begin is to indulge in the simplest form of humor – ‘deviation from the normal`.

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You'll be the jest boker in the class! About the Author. Sharon Holt was born in Auckland and grew up there. She left school at 16 and trained and worked as a teacher before applying for Reviews: 2.Listeners appreciate a little humor, even in a serious speech.

Done incorrectly, humor can be a disaster. Executed correctly, humor lightens the load, eases the burden and releases tension. There are three basic methods for adding humor to a speech: Tell a canned joke, tell an original joke or simply make a wry observation. Method #1: Canned Jokes.